Ross Petras
Kathryn Petras

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"—Britney Spears, on the best part of being famous. Call them the accidental comedians: actors, athletes, musicians, and politicians who open mouth—and insert foot. Giftable, wacky, and unfailingly entertaining, our bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar presents a year of bloopers, muddled metaphors, and hilariously hot air. Plus odd newspaper headlines and creepy classifieds.