What did Dracula take across the ocean?
A blood vessel.

Why didn’t the pebble propose to the stone?
Because it needed to be a little boulder.

These are the guaranteed dumbest groaners, knock-knocks, riddles, and puns on the planet, a celebration of pure moronic silliness. No wonder this is the biggest-selling jokes calendar. Now 2004 brings another year of chuckles, guffaws, and all-out goofy fun: Did you hear the one about the bakers who went on strike? All they wanted was a little more dough. Ugh!