R.P. Barnett

“Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.”—Erma Bombeck

A colorful bouquet of bon mots, witty quotes, and tender tributes, A Calendar Just For Moms celebrates mothers and motherhood with joy, humor, and, above all, love. Contributors range from anonymous sages: “God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers” (Jewish proverb) to famous and feisty public figures: “If the kids are still alive when my husband comes home, I’ve done my job” (Roseanne). Plus Things All Mothers Say and the Ten Most Prominent Mothers in the English Language.