They said what?
Yep, they actually said it. Gaffes, malapropisms, and moments of breathtaking stupidity—quoted verbatim—from entertainers, politicians, sports stars, and influencers. So shake your head at the inanity of it all, then have a really good laugh. Head-scratching headlines: Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony—Associated Press. Silly similes: “And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction.”—sportscaster John Motson. Little-known tax rules: “To meet the qualifying children test, your child must be younger than you.”—IRS website. Plus, celebrity pomposity, unfortunate typos, and questionable actual book titles: How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.